Fall arrest companies specialize in making sure it’s no laughing matter, but there are still plenty of funny jokes about it. Enjoy these:
1. I am not afraid of heights. However, I am afraid of falling from heights.
2. A man is lying about how great things are in his country. Finally, he begins by describing the tall buildings of his country.
“There’s a building so tall it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall!”
“Oh Lord!” says his friend. “Surely he must have died!”
“Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!
3. What do you call post-impressionism combined with fear of heights? verty gogh
4. How to know the height of a building.
The theory is that you can easily calculate the height of a building, just by finding the top and working down from there. So…….
Step one:
Find a person with vertigo (fear of heights) and give them a barometer.
Second step:
Tell them to place it on top of the building to be measured.
……..There are now many measurements that can be taken at this point that will fairly accurately indicate the height of the building.
Step three:
1. Measure the volume of the sound caused by the impact of the person’s knees. The higher the building, the stronger the blows.
2. Or attach electrodes to your subject and then measure the EEG reading at the moment immediately after placing the barometer on top of the building and looking down for the first time.
3. Measure the depth of the crater that is created when they land, after having seen how high they were when they put the barometer on top of the building.
4. Measure the resistance you encounter the next time you ask them to help you with a science experiment.
Seriously, if you don’t like heights, don’t risk it. Instead, call a professional fall arrest company to do your “big jobs” like gutter cleaning. They have the correct fall protection equipment and know how to do things safely, like eye-bolt tests and safety equipment checks. Play it safe: falling over is not a joke!